i dont know why you niggaz are hating on kanye west

seriously just because he is a black man and a gay man (= GAY NIGGA FROM OUTER SPACE)

his shit is off the hook yo and yo just jealous

ps i aint racist or homophobic honest i like his song the love lockdown not even morrissey could hate him for that

The Buttezview: Guns N' Roses - "Chinese Democracy"

OH MY GOD AXL ROSE IS BACK AND HE'S BOUGHT THE WORLD A COKE DR PEPPER

YESSIR after 271 years axl rose come back late last year to drop a hot new one on the world. now you must remember that shit took time. last time when axl released an album (lol spaghetti incident lol doesnt count) he was working with dudes like SLASH and BEETHOVEN and CHARLES GRODIN (from the hit films "BEETHOVEN" and "BEETHOVEN'S SECOND) and it was the year 1772. now it was 2008 and he had kinda worked with BUCKETHEAD but not and i guess he's found some dudes who havent had haircuts since Axl got on that bus with the black people he didnt like.

so how did it go down? lets review this TRACK BY TRACK:

Chinese Democracy

AXL YOU BUTTHEAD they dont have the democracy in china. look i live in sydney ok and that means i have a lot of sex with chinese girls. now i cant have this album which not only is called "chinese democracy" but has a song called "chinese democracy" in the bedroom just in case it causes issues in there which i dont want when i'm getting it on

THINK about it. also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

Shackler's Revenge

who da fuck is a shackler and what is he going on about?? what is he revenging? AXL sounds like AXL again which would be great if it was 1887 or whenever he was last relevant. also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

Better

more like WORSE

also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

Street of Dreams

oh man what is this with the piano and the strings and seriously is this use your illusion III or what son?? also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

If The World

if the world got a dr pepper everything would be cool but typical AMERIKKA only gives dr pepper to AMERIKKA but you know what? last time i had a dr pepper it was at a sandwich shop in AMERIKKA and it wasnt panera bread. i didnt care for it TOO MUCH but it was less worse than the time when they tried to sell it at my high school for 20 cents and nobody bought it except for the dumbass kids. also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

There Was A Time

TWAT!! lol yr such a punning wordsmith, axl!!

also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

Catcher In The Rye

Axl reborn as a...16-year-old with a LiveJournal??? also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

Scraped

YAHHHH AXL'S BACK!! good song but is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

Riad N' Bedouins

OMG THE MUSLIM BLACK ARABS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WHITE HOUSE AND NOW HAVE TAKEN OVER THE GUNS N' ROSES!! IT EVEN SOUNDS A BIT LIKE THE MANIC STREET PREACHERS WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE SOCIALIST GAYS RATHER THAN GAY SOCIALISTS!! also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

Sorry

you should be for making a nigga wait this long and is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

I.R.S.

OH MY GOD AXL WROTE A SONG ABOUT WRESTLING'S MIKE ROTUNDA

hey do you remember his feud with razor ramon?? or when he and ted dibase beat the hulk hogan?? maybe they should have got hulk hogan's daughter to sing on this song with a diss on this dude?? also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

Madagascar

omg Axl wrote a song for a kid's film WHAT A FUCKING SELLOUT I'M TAKING THIS SHIT OUT AND GETTING THE NEW VELVET REVOLVER ALBUM...oh, maybe not. also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

This I Love

did axl actually wish the aids on freddie mercury and kenny everett but then felt sorry about it? i believe he did. also, is this the song with the Shaq Rap?

Prostitute 

is THIS the song with the Shaq Rap?

The Verdict

growing up i knew a kid whose older brother got him all the guns n' roses albums. he grew up and turned out to be a child molester. anyways this tells you all you need to know but i would be happy to buy Axl a Pepsi all the same. its the taste of a new generation.

hey if you listen to cut copy or hercules and love affair, you are a stupid deaf cunt that likes second rate indie electro guff and i hope you die

also: you wear a stupid "80s" t-shirt full of gay colours (despite you being a homophobic cunt)

Is it true that only 40-year-old male virgins listen to Prefab Sprout, Hammer?

THEY CAN'T TOUCH TITS

I TOLD YOU HOMEBOY (THEY CAN'T TOUCH TITS)

YEAH, REMEMBER THAT BRO'S BLONDE EIGHTIES HAIR (THEY CAN'T TOUCH TITS)

LOOK AT THE SOPHISTICATED POP VIRGINS, MAN (THEY CAN'T TOUCH TITS)

YO, DID HE DO THAT SONG 'THE KING OF ROCK N ROLL'? (THEY CAN'T TOUCH TITS)

oh and just in case you forgot

nick cave is still a useless cunt

I didn't know that Robin Carmody has gone back to blogging, honest to blog

(Reposted from hit Facebook group, If it ain't Mondeo Pop, I ain't interested)

The Beautiful South's self-censorship of the single version of 'Don't Marry Her' put in the context of Tony Blair winning the Labour leadership following the death of John Smith, was the ultimate foreshadowing of pop giving up the ghost under New Labour, much like how menu cars on trains following privatization stopped selling hot cups of Oxo in favour of Coca-Cola. Which, if happened earlier during the Housemartins era, Heaton would have written a song about it from the traditionalist Northern working class viewpoint of...

(Apologises for the lack of a Rupert Murdoch conspiracy theory.)

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ 2008 IN REVIEW!!!!

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

people have been asking king man buttez, "where you been brother for 12 months?" and well i tell you this: i first quit because SOULJA BOY had hit the web 2.0 scene and was gonna take over the world and let me tell you something for nothing...ESTEBAN BUTTEZ don't play for second place. HOWEVER, YAHH TRICK YAHH can only get you so far supermanning that ho and I am now back to save the world from indie kidz that discovered electronica dis year.

While a nigga might have been away from the BLOGAMANIASPHEREWORLD this year, rest assured that I been castin' a CRITICAL eye on thangz. So in the tradition of Pitchdork, Styleless (lol rip lol), Teh Gruaniad and The Quietus Morrissey Weekly and other gay ass music sites, I am taking December easy and just going over things that you already know what happened THIS YEAR!!!!

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ' 2008 IN REVIEW

• indie kidz discover electronica and pitchdork cream their jeans. lol and the fat man's dfa empire of guff lol
• THE KILLERS somehow made the best single this year ("spaceman" goes off my son)
• OH MY GOD AXL ROSE RELEASED DUKE NUKEM FOREVER
• kanye west start sucking the cock (literally) for the auto-tune (metaphor for phil collins' semen)
• KATY PERRY SURE HAS SOME BIG TITTAYS
• rihanna is a pretty black girl yet does not have a black girl's bottom? hella confused
• england is officially retarded for 1) railing against jay-z and 2) that hallejulah nonsense considering that jeff buckley was shit back when he was alive in 1864
• If any more retards hop on the OBAMA CELEBRITY TRAIN, I hope some rightwing nutbag from Alabama kills them.
• the verve come back and only Q magazine notices
• wait that dude in the school uniform from crappy rawk band ac/dc is still alive??? i thought he was 117
  
• "Oh my god, did you see the advertisement with the gorilla playing the drums? That's so awesome. That song was about a guy he saw drown, you know."
• Coldplay are much better dressed than anyone in music and still get no respect

(Chris Martin, yesterday)

• scouting for girls are cretins because they haven't heard of a thing called girl guides?? oh and they are shit
• how can an ugly-arse welsh bitch be called as a "soul diva"
• OH MY GOD MORRISSEY IS STILL A RACIST AND A GAY
• that black dude from the bloc party does two good songs and gets racially assaulted from johnny rotten??
• "american boy" is still really shit
• the ting ting or whatever the fuck its called is the most annoying thing since syphilis
• WEARIN' MY ROLEX is second best song this year for reals
• i am going to punch the next 18 year old kid that goes into a 80s club wearing a bright gay t-shirt full of colours
• flight 0f the conchords' album is deemed amusing by virgin retards and ugly fat chicks
• I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY DR PEPPER AXL YOU NIGGA (and i dont even like that guff)