people have been asking king man buttez, "where you been brother for 12 months?" and well i tell you this: i first quit because SOULJA BOY had hit the web 2.0 scene and was gonna take over the world and let me tell you something for nothing...ESTEBAN BUTTEZ don't play for second place. HOWEVER, YAHH TRICK YAHH can only get you so far supermanning that ho and I am now back to save the world from indie kidz that discovered electronica dis year.
While a nigga might have been away from the BLOGAMANIASPHEREWORLD this year, rest assured that I been castin' a CRITICAL eye on thangz. So in the tradition of Pitchdork, Styleless (lol rip lol), Teh Gruaniad and The Quietus Morrissey Weekly and other gay ass music sites, I am taking December easy and just going over things that you already know what happened THIS YEAR!!!!
ESTEBAN BUTTEZ' 2008 IN REVIEW
- indie kidz discover electronica and pitchdork cream their jeans. lol and the fat man's dfa empire of guff lol
- THE KILLERS somehow made the best single this year ("spaceman" goes off my son)
- OH MY GOD AXL ROSE RELEASED DUKE NUKEM FOREVER
- kanye west start sucking the cock (literally) for the auto-tune (metaphor for phil collins' semen)
- KATY PERRY SURE HAS SOME BIG TITTAYS
- rihanna is a pretty black girl yet does not have a black girl's bottom? hella confused
- england is officially retarded for 1) railing against jay-z and 2) that hallejulah nonsense considering that jeff buckley was shit back when he was alive in 1864
- If any more retards hop on the OBAMA CELEBRITY TRAIN, I hope some rightwing nutbag from Alabama kills them.
- the verve come back and only Q magazine notices
- wait that dude in the school uniform from crappy rawk band ac/dc is still alive??? i thought he was 117
- "Oh my god, did you see the advertisement with the gorilla playing the drums? That's so awesome. That song was about a guy he saw drown, you know."
- Coldplay are much better dressed than anyone in music and still get no respect
(Chris Martin, yesterday)
- scouting for girls are cretins because they haven't heard of a thing called girl guides?? oh and they are shit
- how can an ugly-arse welsh bitch be called as a "soul diva"
- OH MY GOD MORRISSEY IS STILL A RACIST AND A GAY
- that black dude from the bloc party does two good songs and gets racially assaulted from johnny rotten??
- "american boy" is still really shit
- the ting ting or whatever the fuck its called is the most annoying thing since syphilis
- WEARIN' MY ROLEX is second best song this year for reals
- i am going to punch the next 18 year old kid that goes into a 80s club wearing a bright gay t-shirt full of colours
- flight 0f the conchords' album is deemed amusing by virgin retards and ugly fat chicks
- I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY DR PEPPER AXL YOU NIGGA (and i dont even like that guff)
2 comments:
You sir are not exactly sensitive and should not have a forum on the internet for spreading your hate speach. Do you ever stop to think twice before you spread shuch disrespect?
Gorrilla's do not belong in commercials and cannot play drums. Apes and Chimps are not the same thing, but they have almost the same DNA as us so don't go on thinking you have some right to glorify thier mistreatment.
this is ok for someone just kidding around i guess
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