ok it was pretty cool when everyone was ripping off the new pop after simon reynolds discovered the rosetta stone while on the piss back in 2001 (translated in today's language it said: "that scritti politti dude looks faggy"). it was amusing when the kids discovered crispy ambulance. great when they found out about the new romantics! annoyingly mainstream when people got a bunch of old new order records out! justified when a bunch of sour faced geordies found a crate of old XTC records buried under the old virgin records offices! irritating when hollywood found out about a little known group that were called tears for fears! profitable when advertising creatives found out you could sell chocolate with phil collins nude!
but now my report on the ground is that the kids are down with dire straits! that's right!! you remember those guys? they ruined at least one of douglas adams' hitchhiker books and they're back!! back with their homophobias and trans-atlantic fascism ((C) Robin Carmody) and shitty shit shit computer "graphics"! who is the hero of the kids? no it isn't the greatest black man in American history (Kanye), it's this cunt:
well sorry kids i am hoppin off this train to a shitty club with cheap vodka shots and getting on the NINETIES BANDWAGON before all of you! yeahhh lets get some fuckin flannel shirts out, listen to shitty grunge and act like a bunch of fucking losers who dont have any purpose in life!!
so long SUCKERS and good luck catching up with me. i'll be on the spin doctors revival while you losers are still bringing back acid house!!
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