Saturday, November 10, 2007

12 FACTS you should know about rock/pop but DONT until NOW

i, esteban buttez, is here to bring you da truth about the music scenes. i aint afraid of the truth and i aint afraid of THE MAN who wants to keep all this hush hush and has...UNTIL NOW

so sit down and soak in these 12 FACTS that only esteban buttez can tell you because I have the insights and the insiders and the BALLS to tell it as a nigga sees it

1. white people stole the music from the black people but the black people stole it from the azns in the first place so it's all good
2. thom yorke's internet page history on his laptop includes this page
3. neil young's entire artistic output is crap except for about four songs (rockin in the free world NOT INCLUDED) and the album cover for "everybody's rockin" which was a real statement
4. all anton newcombe of the brian jonestown massacre has ever done is rape his fuckin' son and write a song about it
5. kevin shields once ate six double cheeseburgers for dinner. with fries.
6. AMY WINEHOUSE LIKES A DRINK OR TWO!!! THATS WHY THEY CALL HER WINEHOUSE, SON
7. also, amy whinehouse is a tranny
8. mos def is looking to one day become a member of king crimson and swap the underground hip hop for the OLD PROG GUFF
9. "underground" scottish artist momus isn't as good as his cousin, the guy from deacon blue
10. deacon blue's 'raintown' shits on that momus album where he sung about italian women raping japanese women
11. genesis does what nintendo'nt!!
12. inxs was the WORST band ever

THATS ALL FOR NOW BUTTEZ OUT!!

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