ESTEBAN BUTTEZ' TOP TEN SHITTEST BANDS OF ALL TIME

christ on a mountain bike son theres a lot of crappy bands out there. It's true you pull yo ass around the corner and you will see some punk ass 17 year old punks tryin to rawk out in the shittest way possible. if you ever have a kid and he/she grows up to do that, you have FAILED at being a parent. You know if you have succeeded if you have hit and bullied the child so much that he/she plays keyboards too fucken much

ANYWAY the point is the whole world is infested with shite bands like how nanobots will turn our punk asses into green goo once project 17 is launched (and it will)...

BUT only a certain number of bands - TEN in fact - can spend DECADES at being so shit that they end their fag ass asses on ESTEBAN BUTTEZ' TOP TEN SHITTEST BANDS OF ALL TIME

why write this? because q and shitty music magz do this GUFF all the time and it gets them on news websites because HOLD THE PRESSES, TEH STONE ROSES IS STILL THE BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME

which is bullshit because even BRADFORD was better. i still prefer mozza's version of skinhead storming anywayz.

NOW HERE IS THE LIST SON

10. Led Zeppliens
thanks u fags for inventing heavy mental........NOT!!! now the whole world has had to put up with GUFF from "really deep" 16 year old nerds rawkin out on the guitar. fuck that. the fags couldnt come up with album names (II? FUCK THAT!!) or decent songs. or decent song names. bwyn-y-have-a-holiday-home-in-wales stomp? i dont think so tim. thankfully bozo the clown died of an alcholic posioning to split the band...not that he died of course because he changed his now to rappin ronnie reagan and became fuhrer of america

and shit those fagz are coming back for one night only for the corporations

stairway to heavens still rawks tho'

9. Sleater-Kinney
heh. nice try girls, GO BACK TO THE POTS AND PANS. oh wait, you already have. ZIIING!

8. Wolfmother
oh boy reheated 70s dinosaur rock BOY ISNT IT GREAT TO BE LIVING IN THE 20TH CENTURY AND LISTENING TO MODERN MUSIC? this shit pisses me off because every song right should sound like "together in electric dreams" not generic r&b guff or dinosaur rawk

ANYWAY only australians could come up with this crap and only australians could listen to it

7. Jet
see above but with "lol way to steal beatles songs lol"

6. The Beatles
heh. you know when your band sucks when the drummer is the most talented. AND IT'S TRUE, look at ringo's early solo career, son.

5. Muse
a few years back i brought this kinda cool shirt from french connection (lol) which was colourful and a bit fruity but it was cool and everyone liked it

then that fag from muse wore the exact same shirt at live 8

nigga i havent been able to wear it since

4. Revenge
Too easy.

3. U2
"THESE GUYS ARE FROM ENGLAND AND WHO GIVES A SHIT?"

2. The Rolling Stones
the world's best rock and roll band? yeahhhhhh...i dont think so. because if it wasit wouldnt have some big lipped atlanticist fascist (probably) tart who sings like a cross between a goat fucker, a crossdresser and a posh english fag (but not the good kind of posh english fag). neither would it have some drugged up muthafucka writin and playin shitty boogie shit and the same boogie shit since 1902. they also wouldnt have whored themselves out to THE MAN, wouldnt have stolen french train electricity (they would have been like OMD and used SOLAR POWER) and they wouldnt have been unhygenic and ate a mars bar out of a diseased vagina.

they would have also been nicer to brian jones.

the rolling stones are none of these things. they are nothing more than the flesh embodiment of the baby boomer spirit: that is their self-centered mission to own and fuck up the world and let us fuckers clean it up. and making housing unaffordable.

also they killed the black man at altamont. i have NO sympathy for when mick jagger dies from the AIDS (which he will) which is the black man's revenge

1. Pink Floyd
only australians really like these cunts

do i need to say more??