why POOFTAH MUSIC is better than DYKE MUSIC

POOFTAH MUSIC is pretty kewel because tha bumbandits know how to leik fun. they take the e'z and dance to disco and shitznit and then have the hard and rough bumsex! they gave us teh pet shopp boyz and shit. in fact, pooftahs are great fun and cool dudez when they are tryin not to put their diseased aids cocks in yr anus!!

DYKE MUSIC is boring guff shit because teh cunt eatin dykes hate funs. they have shitty dope (and dope leads to shitty music EVERY FUKKEN TIME) and write poems about their diseased vaginas and how teh men rap them every time when they are within 10 miles of said diseased vaginas and how trannies are teh evil because they are not even tolerant and listen to shitty guff folk musics. or tori amos crying about being raped. or tegan and sara masturbating their shecocks (this is the only known example of shecocks approved by teh dykes for sum reason maybe because they are teh boringz!!). in fact, dykes are boring untolerant bitches who need a cock in their anus. if teh pooftahs werent pooftahs, they'd perfect for the job and liven up teh dyke lives a little!!!!!