ESTEBAN BUTTEZ' TOP TEN SONGS TO PLAY WHILE PLAYING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 1 OR 2

nigga say i only say negative shit about music. nigga dat aint true.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ' TOP TEN SONGS TO PLAY WHILE PLAYING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 1 OR 2

hell yah

10. Ugly Kid Joe - "Cats in the Cradle"
ugly kid joe's best-selling album, "america's least wanted", is the most appropriately named album ever because NOBODY EVER WANTED TO LISTEN TO UGLY KID JOE! haha pwn. except for stoners back in '92 but who da fuck ever gave two shits about these losars?

anywayz its on list because we used to play sonic while dis was on the radio and that shiznit kinda gets in your brain even after cat stevens declared the jihad on ugly kid joe and killed them for ALLAH!!!!!! which is why YOU never heard of them again

9. Genesis - "Invisible Touch"
GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T!!

also mah touch was invisible when i was hittin da b button and killin' up dr. robotnik with tha spin attacks

8. Peter Gabriel - "Steam"
about the same time that a nigga was first buying sonic the hedgehog, peter gabriel was at WOMADelaide because he had given adelaide the wonderful gift of a WOMAD and all the pot-smoking feral left hippies that come along with that ruin our parklands with disused flyers for mung bean liberation

thanks a lot arsehole!!!

(ps did you ever get to fuck kate bush, pete? if you did you would be my favourite musician evar)

7. Eric Clapton - "Tears In Heaven"
haha his stupid kid fell out of a window

6. Guns 'N' Roses - "November Rain"
by the time a DECENT sonic teh hedgehog games out for a next gen system, we'll be rawkin out to CHINESE DEMOCRACY owned

(has anyone told axl that they dont have democracy in china??)

5. New Order - "Regret"
haha barney is regretting hooking with johnny marr now he turned crap (still at least he wasnt at modest mouse level crap yet, no wonder even mike joyce has taken johnny's number of his mobile phone list) while hooooky is regretting the fact that he is a DUMB BUTT unless he is doing the bass in new order but especially when he is trying to be like barney but a crap version of barney if a thing is possible

stephen and gillian dont have to regret anything!!

4. U2 - "Even Better Than The Real Thing"
remember that brief period of time when u2 werent crap??

no neither do i!!

3. The Scorpions - "Wind of Change"
this is the soundtrack of how east germany was liberated by the communist fascists and given the awesome power of MULLETS and SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!! fuck you marx and lenin, DEMOCRACY IS TEH WINNAR AND NOT YUO and yr red sickle is no match for a blue hedgehog in nike shoes!!!

2. Sonic Youth - "Kool Thing"
SONIC YOUTH LIKES CHILLI DOGS

1. The Spin Doctors - "Two Princes"
this isnt only the best song to play sonic the hedgehog to this is only the best and most perfect song ever

but it did give the world the genre of "crap american jam band" so fuck that